Midnight Vampiress Costume Plus Size
By popular demand, and because if I watch one more reality show I'm going to jump, I bring you, the funniest questions about life. Yes, it Time once again to pretend you do your work on playing these insane questions that have no purpose or redeeming value what so ever. The good news however is that they contain no saturated fat and are loaded with vitamin B12. Ready? Here we go!
Funny - Humor - Slightly amusing Questions 1: What was the greatest thing before sliced bread? How do deer know to cross at that yellow Deer Crossing sign? If a cow could laugh, would milk come out of his nose? When the French swear, they say, pardon my English?
Comedy - Weird - Witless Questions 2: How fast do hotcakes really sell? Why is the word abbreviation such a long word? How deep would the ocean be if there were no sponges in it? Avoid contact with fish cramps after eating?
Ridiculous - Zany - Questions laughable 3: Why they call these little fun size candy "? Is not it more fun to eat a big? If love is blind, why is lingerie is so popular? Why the slow time of day for traffic called rush hour? If stocks fall further should they change the name of Wall Street Wall Street Mart?
Even funnier - laugh evidence - joke filled Question 4: Why banks bind pens, but leave the door open? Pineapple. No pin, no apples. What's up with that? Why not drive the ATM machines have Braille number pad? If you eat pasta and anti-eat pasta will you still be hungry?
Wry - burlesque - Questions to steal 5: Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? Vegetarians can eat animal crackers? Why could not the people Mission Impossible always solve the task? Why do they report power outages on TV?
Zany - ludicrous - tongue-in-cheek 6 Questions: Is there another word for thesaurus? Why lemon juice-based artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? Why are some bottles of water are the ingredients on them? Why did they put a post box outside a post office, if you're already there?
Questions still funny - ridiculous - nonsense 7: Why do not sheep shrink when it rains? Who closes the door of the bus when the bus driver down? Why do people say they slept like a baby when babies wake up every two hours? Why were bags of nuts "may contain nuts" printed on them?
Now some of you may have heard before and some may be brand new. But whatever you may think, which was about three minutes of your life you'll never return. However, I hope Questions that you like more fun in life. Look for Part Three is coming to an internet near you. For more than entertainment, please to read, laugh, and repeat. That's it for now. I'm not kidding. Really. Elvis has left the building.
Hal Eisenberg is an award winning copywriter, author and proud co-owner of http://www.kiddiekort.com To read even more Funny Questions About Life, go to: http://www.funny-questions.blogspot.com
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